Subtitles by OnDemandKorea
("Ask Us Anything")
"Ask Us Anything" is already greeting the new year.
This show has been running for 2 years now?
- Yes. Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
- Who are we? - "Ask Us Anything!"
We actually played along with him for this one.
- Do you know what year this is? - Yes, it's the year of the red monkey.
Why is it called that?
When you put the characters together, it means red monkey.
Is that so?
In order to make "Ask Us Anything" become more successful
- this year, we need to know the broadcast trends of 2016. - Trends...
So the theme of today's show is "Analysis of the
Broadcast Trends of 2016, the Year of the Red Monkey."
ID Shin Ye-eun has sent this question to us.
"I love 'Ask Us Anything.' It's been a while since
I've seen a show that doesn't have any patterns."
Right. That's our motto.
"Back then, there were so many funny variety shows.
Would it be fun if we did those old variety shows now?"
Ho-dong will be happy because this is talking about the past.
One of the reasons why people love our show is because we have no
heartfelt emotions or meanings. It's fun because we have no patterns.
The old variety shows didn't have much shows where only men came out.
- Did both women and men come out? - Both women and men came out.
- Do we finally have a guest today? - Yes, we do.
In the old days, there were many couple variety shows.
Is the female guest me again?
(Seo Jang-mi)
Min Kyung-hoon didn't go on a lot of variety shows, so he should
remember a few variety shows that were thoughtlessly funny.
- "Love Letter" that Ho-dong hosted was fun, too. - He was on it.
- You went on "Love Letter?" - Yes.
- He was a big hit on the show. - Now that I think about it, he's a very old person.
- He's just young, that's all. - You're attacking Buzz again?
No, it's just that "Love Letter" was...
Min Kyung-hoon isn't like before.
Buzz is so last year.
(He was insulted by Buzz fans)
He's an old person.
" Buzz is so last year. Min Kyung-hoon is so last year."
Jang-hoon talks way too much.
Kyung-hoon, help me out here! Who talks more? Jang-hoon or me?
You guys are both the same!
(The two top talkers of "Ask Us Anything")
I'll stay quiet when Kyung-hoon talks.
So what are we supposed to do?
We looked up what old programs the viewers would like to see the most.
(Appearance of the board)
These are old shows, so I want Ho-dong to unveil them.
(Pretends to dislike it)
Eighty percent of the shows here were hosted by Ho-dong.
(Coming towards it like it's a magnet)
It's nice because it feels like I'm watching an old show.
They did research to find out if the old shows will be successful now.
In 1991, it was the show done by Lee Sang-yong.
- "Friendship Stage." - "Friendship Stage." There was "Humor 1st Street," too.
"Dongsoong Village School."
- What's that? - "Hidden Camera!"
- If it's 1991, it's Lee Kyung-kyu. - By Lee Kyung-kyu.
- It was loved by the entire nation. - Seo Tae-ji came out, too.
- Everyone came out. - Am I the only who was in "Hidden Camera" here?
- You were in "Hidden Camera?" - Ho-dong, you're so old!
What year was that?
Think about it. I had just started appearing on TV when I got a phone-call.
It was an offer to film an ad.
They said they'll give me tens of thousands of dollars!
- That's a big amount back then. - Right! It was mosquito killer: Champion Killer.
It was for a mosquito killer. I was able to defeat everyone but mosquitoes.
- So I got Champion Killer! - That's pretty good.
I filmed this for about ten hours. I got this odd feeling. Lee Kyung-kyu came in.
(It's a funny bit sad situation)
I felt like my entire world was crumbling down, since my ad was gone.
You're here today because you couldn't film that ad.
- Is that true? - Of course.
The variety show in 1991 people want to see again is...
("Hidden Camera" is the answer!)
All actors and singers appeared on there.
I saw Hwang Shin-ae and Park Joong-hoon on "Hidden Camera."
Lee Kyung-kyu looks really young in that photo.
- It was so fun. - The term "hidden camera" was created back then, right?
Our country was the first to use it.
- In 2000... - In 2000, it's "Talk Box."
Oh, it's "Metal Tray Karaoke." I went on that show around that time.
- Seriously? - As a guest. Yeah.
Let's go. Year 2000.
("G.o.d's Baby Diary")
I remember this. In the gag show, there was
something called the "half-sized incident."
We used to have 30% ratings, but we suddenly got 15% because of g.o.d's "Baby Diary."
As soon as they did this, it became a hit. I wondered who Jae-min was.
- I remember Jae-min. - "G.o.d's baby diary" was really loved.
I had fun watching this show, too. Jae-min chose the title of g.o.d's next song.
Jae-min heard "Sorrow" and danced to it, so it
- became their title song. - He knows everything.
There was talk that Jae-min was the reason why g.o.d became so popular.
I'm sorry, but can we move on already? We have seven left!
What is it? "Survival."
You could see this as the beginning of nation's MC Yoo Jae-suk.
- He's your rival. - This was one of the best programs.
I had a fun time watching "Dong Go Dong Rak."
There was a quiz where you had to delivery containers.
There was something like, "His name is, number one, Kang Ho-dong.
Number two, ride a taxi and go to a neighborhood." Things like that.
- Seudang! - Stop it. We got it already!
There are many things to talk about! There are six left!
- Oh, whatever! - That's right.
I remember a lot of things. I even remember the rival drama to "Hur Joon" in
year 2000 called "Look Back In Anger" that only had 3% ratings starring Kim Yeong-min.
What?
- Are you talking about dramas? - Yes.
Not only did you watch variety shows, but you watched dramas as well?
You were destined to become a celebrity.
(He's stammering because he's so happy)
He came from Gangwon Broadcast. Maybe you're the son of the company.
- When did you debut? - But I didn't watch TV after I debuted.
- But when did you debut? - 2005.
(The board has only up to 2004, which is right before his debut)
Then all you did until that time was watch TV?
So this isn't about old variety shows we want to watch
- again but about what Hee-chul watched before he debuted? - Next is 2001.
In 2001, I was a senior in high school, so I watched some TV as I practiced.
Why would you watch TV when you're practicing?
You kept watching TV in senior year?
You should've been too busy with practice to watch TV.
Isn't that the most busiest time? Then what do you predict?
When I was a senior in high school, the drama "Piano" came out, so let me see here...
- "Let me see here." - Let me see here.
2001.
(" Kung Kung Dda of Fear"/A very young Ho-dong)
It's been a while. Show us, Ho-dong.
(TV Mania copies him right away)
(An extremely happy old person)
His exquisiteness is still alive.
Didn't you feel him tearing up right now?
(Did I?)
(My past days passed by like a kaleidoscope...)
(Tearing Up)
(My emotions surged up involuntarily...)
He was so deeply moved that he was kind of tearing up as he did this.
- This was fifteen years ago. - It was the best.
- The four of us had good chemistry. - Yoo Jae-suk was really silly, too.
You guys were good at slap-match, too.
What I remember is that Hwi-jae and Han-seok
went to active service and Ho-dong was exempted.
When they asked him why, he said it was because he was fat, and they all laughed.
They asked again,"Ho-dong, why were you really exempt?" And he said,
"Because I'm fat!"
(Hee-chul remembers better than Ho-dong)
(Amazed)
What are you?
(I'm a TV Mania)
- This show ended within a year. - It had such a strong impact.
- But why did it only end in one year? - Because they used up all the ideas already.
- Was it because there was discord with Yoo Jae-suk? - We never had discord.
I heard he hit Jae-suk with this.
Let's move onto 2002. Something great would've happened in 2002.
("Kang Ho-dong's Match Made In Heaven")
"Kang Ho-dong's Match Made In Heaven!"
Ho-dong, it was this. "Exciting Saturday, a burning night!"
- What are you? - What are you?
Shin Dong-yeop came out once. You exactly called him, "You slyboots!"
I called Dong-yeop that?
- I think Jung Ryeo-won came out, too. - What were you doing then?
I was just twenty years old.
Even though you graduated high school, you kept watching TV?
- I wasn't even a trainee back then. - All you did was watch TV?
- Exciting Saturday, a burning night! - "Exciting Saturday, a burning night!"
(Ho-dong feels like he went back in time)
You need to be careful what you say to Hee-chul. He'll remember everything.
He has the exact tone, too.
- But Kyung-hoon doesn't know what it is. - I don't know what it is.
- Didn't you watch it? - "Match Made In Heaven?" Not really.
(Pale)
I don't watch a lot of TV.
A few days ago, you took my food, and now you're
- going to kill me with this? - I didn't watch it.
Hee-chul, help him remember.
Don't you know the Limbo of Love? Where you carry your love under a limbo?
- Kim Jung-eun and Jo Han-sun appeared on it, too. - That's right.
(Revere the TV Mania!)
I remember as I talk about it. I think "New Non-stop" actors came out. Right?
Aren't we lingering too long on here?
- You're right. Yes. I lost. - Next!
Good point, Jang-hoon.
What is 2002? Let's check it out.
("Dangerous Invite")
The show where you're flung backwards.
- Where actresses come out. - You're not supposed to say a word.
There were banned terms.
Kim Sun-ah came out, too. There were banned terms.
Kyung-hoon must have been too immersed in the 2002
- World Cup to even remember this... - I saw this one.
- Huh? - I saw this one because it was so funny.
Nice going.
- It was more fun than "Match Made In Heaven?" - Yeah. I hardly watched that one.
Come here.
- What are you going to do? - Embarrass Ho-dong.
(Fortunately, Kyung-hoon came back alive)
2003!
("X-Man")
I went on that show and became a big hit!
I went on there and spoke in Gangwon dialect with my hair up.
- What year did you debut in? - I debuted in 2005, but that show existed in that time.
- I went on "X-Man," too. - Then why haven't you become popular?
(I'm sorry...)
- You came out on "X-Man?" - Yeah, I did.
I went on there and said to Son Ho-young, "You know your smile is fake, right?"
G.o.d's fans went on a rampage. It was the first
time I had been cursed out on a mini homepage.
I was safe during this time. I didn't know how to see malicious comments.
I had no idea where I could see those malicious comments.
He wouldn't know unless they cursed directly in his face.
And the important thing is that no one dared curse Ho-dong in his face,
- so he had never been cursed before. - I was very happy back then.
I was very happy during this time.
- 2004! This is the last one. - I wonder what it is.
The best variety show!
("Come To Play")
That's right. Loveholic's "Come To Play" was the OST.
- Young-chul, you came out on this show, too? - Yeah.
So why haven't you become popular? You came out on all of them!
I'm okay now. Aren't I good now?
Anyways, Shin Ye-eun has given us the topic of: would
it be fun if we did those old variety shows now?"
- I think they'll tell us to do one of these shows. - They're prepared something.
You guys will be giving rebirth to one of the shows that Kang Ho-dong didn't do.
"G.o.d's Baby Diary" will be turning into "Ask Us Anything's Baby Diary."
(Mixed feelings)
Kids?
Back then, g.o.d was a popular group, and it was fun to see
those young men who weren't married take care of a baby.
- But don't you know how to take care of a baby, Ho-dong? - I don't think he knows.
- Didn't you ware Si-woo? - Stop pretending you're single!
- Do you know? - Of course! I know it very well! I have two sons!
It's easy to take care of kids!
- We're going to pair up to make teams. - We're pairing up again?
- You guys will take care of a kid. - A real kid?
- So please pair up. - How?
What about just like how we are now? This, this, this, this?
- Because you want to team up with Chi-yeul? - We're one now.
- He's going to react to everything I do. - Of course.
- React to him. - I am.
(Each team has to take care of a kid)
(Complete the three missions!)
(1. Make the child laugh out loud)
(2. Change the child's top, pants, and shoes)
(3. Both of you must get pecks from the child)
(If you fail a mission or make the baby cry, you're out!)
(A horrific punishment is waiting for the losers)
Kyung-hoon, have you ever dressed a kid before?
No. I don't have much experience touching babies before.
Kyung-hoon is a baby himself.
(32-year-old baby)
I predict a difficult journey. He has a nephew but he's never played with him before.
The important thing is that kids love songs, so you should know some songs.
(He starts singing with an adorable dance routine)
(This melody...For some strange reason, we're falling for it!)
(Childhood recharged)
Something like this.
The kids will open up their hearts, so even if they're doing
something else, they'll hear the song and automatically come over.
Our team is at a disadvantage because for one, kids automatically
cry when they see people with different hair colors.
And Jang-hoon is too tall. We have the worst conditions ever.
But if we make a prediction, Soo-geun's team will win.
You have two kids, right?
Yes. Even on the days I have concerts, I take my kids to school.
I'm not going to do anything. Se-hwang will do everything.
(The first team goes)
- What? Can you take an item? - Is that food?
("Brothers' Baby Diary)
(PD Choi's second son)
(Choi Yun-ho/25 months old)
When the dad leaves after being together, the
child is going to realize he's alone and cry.
There are only about one or two out of ten kids who won't cry.
- Mommy! - He's already crying.
- They're out. - This is nerve-wrecking already.
Yun-ho is getting ready to cry.
I feel like he's just going to cry.
(Yun-ho is about to cry already. What is the fate of Young-chul and Kyung-hoon?)
Yun-ho.
Hi, Yun-ho.
- What were you doing? Oh, what's this? - Hi.
Yun-ho, look at this. It's flying. What's this?
Try playing with this.
- What's this? There you go. - Whoa!
- Yun-ho, come here. - As soon as he realizes his dad isn't there, he'll cry.
(The viewers don't want to miss his crying!)
- He's looking around! - He doesn't like this.
(How will Yun-ho react to having the balloons replace his dad?)
- Yun-ho is laughing! My goodness! - Yun-ho, you're so cool!
Good job.
(Their predictions were wrong)
Young-chul is good. He's making the child confused whether his dad is there or not.
Yun-ho! Yun-ho! What's your name? Your name is Yun-ho! Yun-ho! Yun-ho!
- Yun-ho! - You're so cool!
Here you are. There you go.
Let it go! Yun-ho! Yun-ho! Yun-ho!
Yun-ho, you're cool!
- Good boy. - You're cute.
Good boy! Good boy! Good boy!
He shouldn't hug the child so carelessly.
He's doing a suitable action to get Yun-ho to cry.
How scary.
(Scary? Yeah, right...
(Huge smile)
Yun-ho, should we try the slide?
(Straight to the next course!)
(Ask Us Anything's Playground!)
(Watching with predictions of failure)
- He's laughing! - Young-chul is good at taking care of him.
He's not looking for his dad.
He was crying when his dad was there. He's not crying since his dad is gone.
Great job, Yun-ho!
Should we change before we play some more, Yun-ho?
Here. Give him something to eat first. Do you want some crackers?
- Do you want crackers? - Do you want crackers?
- Shoes first. - Your shoes are over there.
Try it. Is it good?
You drooled!
- Look over there. - It's yummy?
Yun-ho, you drooled.
- Yun-ho, is it good? - I'll give this to you in a little bit.
(Yun-ho's gaze is fixed on the balloon...)
- He needs to give it right now. - He should give it right away.
He's starting to throw a tantrum.
(A crisis has approached Young-chul and Kyung-hoon)
(Kyung-hoon gets the balloon right away)
Yun-ho, you drooled a bit. Should we change your clothes?
Hold onto this. One, two, three!
- Good job! - You're good at this, Yun-ho.
Let's take this off, too.
- They have great teamwork. - They make a good team.
- The pecks are left. - I think changing clothes is the hardest one.
(Si-woo's dad is experiencing a whole new world)
Let's wear pants and play with balloons some more.
Should we fly this one more time?
- Let's wear your pants. - One, two, three.
- Yun-ho, stand up. Good boy. - You're so cute.
- Good job, Yun-ho. You're standing up. - One, two, three!
(The mission is rapidly advancing because of a balloon)
- Yun-ho. - He put the pants on!
Young-chul is a pro at taking care of kids.
Later on, when I have a kid, and I'm too busy to take
care of it, I'm going to hire Young-chul as a nanny.
He's really good at taking care of them.
- Yun-ho, let's wear this. - Should we change into this t-shirt first?
- Let's change into this. - Should we change into this t-shirt first?
(Difficult course: putting the head in!)
- Yun-ho, should we wear this first? - One, two...
Should we wear this first?
- You don't want to. - You don't want to.
- Let's fly this up. - One, two, three.
(Happy Balloon Man)
I never knew Kyung-hoon was so hard-working.
(Totally immersed...!)
I envy them.
The kid is in a good condition.
One, two, three.
Done. Yun-ho, let's take off your hat for a bit. I'm going to put this on for you.
- Hold on. Great! You became a bunny! - How adorable!
- Yun-ho, stand up. - Yun-ho, you're awesome!
(Yunho-holic)
He's going to cry when they're not looking. Cry.
(Fatherly smile)
They're really good at this! Young-chul is very good.
It's time for the peck!
(Focused)
(Surprised)
(Did Team Young-chul and Kyung-hoon succeed all their missions?)
- You should give Uncle Kyung-hoon a kiss since he did that for you. - Kiss.
(What will Yun-ho choose...?)
(While Yun-ho is thinking, Kyung-hoon approaches him...?)
(Kyung-hoon even shows an example of pecking Young-chul's cheek to get the kiss)
- One, two. - You're so cute!
You need to give me a kiss, too. Like this.
How adorable!
Now we can play with balloons! Let's fly them up!
(They have succeeded all three missions!)
- They succeeded in 10 minutes? - It hasn't even been 10 minutes yet.
(PD Choi just makes a fatherly smile)
Daddy, where are you? I was waiting for you for a long time, but I couldn't find you!
Let's go see your daddy.
Young-chul is like an American grandmother who makes kids feel comfortable.
- He's like a grandmother who tells stories. - He speaks like a grandmother.
- I'll put your hat back on. - Can I hold him once?
- Sure. Hold him. - Should I hold you? Here's an airplane!
(His expression has totally fallen for Yun-ho)
Yun-ho, I'll get all these balloons for you.
You can tell Young-chul truly likes kids because he
plays with him even though the game is already over.
Young-chul is really good.
I seriously need to learn from him.
Oh, PD Choi went inside.
Wow! You made all of them fly up!
- You have succeeded your mission. - Yeah!
- Yun-ho, come to me. - You're so cute.
Yun-ho, who is he?
Your daddy didn't have to come, huh?
"Where should we go to find your dad? To the left? To the right?"
- Yun-ho, let's go now. - You did great today.
- Come here. - No!
You don't want to go to your daddy, do you?
(Going to the studio with his uncles)
(Bitter)
(Coming back in glory)
(Applause of respect)
(Yun-ho appears with balloons!)
(Balloon-holic!)
(They're like one family now)
Balloon-loving Yun-ho.
- How can you take care of kids so well? - Truthfully, I take good care of them.
Young-chul has a much more sentimental tone than other men.
Also, kids don't care about looks.
- Kids don't care about what? - Kids don't care about looks.
Is that so?
- That's why the tone... - The tone is important.
It's amazing enough that they found something that he likes.
Let's go, chicken and beer!
(Team Ho-dong and Chi-yeul enters)
(Who is the second kid?)
The second kid is here, but kids tend to cry
more after being separated from their moms.
(Lee Woo-jin/33 months)
The second team's kid is so bright!
But this is their luck.
(Peek)
(Extremely burdened)
(Ho-dong goes somewhere)
(They take a prop)
(They enter in low positions just in case the kid will get surprised)
(They enter with strange sounds)
Woo-jin, peek-a-boo!
(Instinctively dodges him)
- Woo-jin! - Woo-jin!
Here I am!
This doesn't count. You can't start the time now. You must start after the mom leaves.
- How cool! What is that? Awesome! - Whoa!
- Vroom vroom! - You're going "vroom vroom?"
- Woo-jin, give me a high-five. - High-five!
(My mommy is gone)
(He bursts into tears just as Ho-dong does a slapstick comedy)
(Flustered)
(The water has already been spilled...)
(They failed the mission as soon as they started!)
He cried! The end! He cried! It's the end!
How many seconds was this? It's over. He cried. It's over.
- It's over. - Let's still watch them for a bit.
Okay, okay. Let's watch them, but they're out already.
Woo-jin, look. Woo-jin!
(A wild runaway engine rushes forward!)
- That's scary! - Just look at Ho-dong!
Even adults would be scared of those things.
- It's a dinosaur. - The dinosaur is pretty.
- Mommy... - "Mommy..."
(One of them keeps shooting missiles...The other keeps doing meaningless peek-a-boos)
Mommy...
- That's scary. - Woo-jin, I think it'd be okay if you kept crying.
- Let's not talk at the same time. - Okay. That's right.
- When you do that, they'll become confused. - Their ears will hurt.
I won't speak a lot. You do the talking.
(Ho-dong discovers something!)
Woo-jin, look at this! Look at this, Woo-jin!
One, two, three!
(This kind of explosive reaction had happened)
- One, two, three! - It's a balloon! It's a balloon!
Woo-jin, it's a balloon! He likes robots.
(Trying to gain his interest with loud vocalization)
- The way he's talking is too strong. - Their reactions are the same.
Who watches kids like that these days?
- They just have to not cry. - Right.
They just have to not cry. That's the basic.
Don't make them cry.
(While Chi-yeol is trying to draw his interest...)
(Ho-dong is taking on Young-chul's role!)
He's using his strength to dress the kid!
Doesn't it seem like he's dressing the kid by force?
Ho-dong is wrestling with him.
- Isn't this a dog? - What is it?
What is it? A cow?
(Pushing ahead with his strength!)
(Still, he's wearing his clothes)
(He was able to dress the kid through tough work...)
How can we make you laugh? Woo-jin, what do we need to do to make you laugh?
- Woo-jin. - Woo-jin, laugh. Peek-a-boo!
(Only little boy Chi-yeul enjoys it)
Peek-a-boo!
(No interest...)
- Oh my gosh! - They're the only ones laughing!
Kids get startled by such excessive actions.
- The kid isn't even looking. - He'll get surprised.
Woo-jin, we're almost done.
If you make the dinosaur bite him...
I'm hurt. I'm hurting right here.
(Cold)
Woo-jin, look at this!
(This time he can't help but laugh!)
(Did they finally discover something he likes?!)
(Trying an old gag for the 3rd time!)
(Will they be able to see a big smile on his face this time?/Desperate)
(Woo-jin...how do you like this old-fashioned gag?)
He's funny, isn't he? He's not funny?
Wow. I don't find it funny either.
Oh. Oh my gosh.
(This is his 10th peek-a-boo...)
(Eventually, he got tired)
(Tattered and torn)
Ho-dong and Chi-yeul are just doing this for the sake of the mission
whereas Young-chul and Kyung-hoon naturally made the kid smile.
You made a good point. We didn't just do that for the mission.
What our kid is going to do as soon as we go in is dress by himself, give
us pecks, and clearly laugh for us. Then he's going to say, "Good-bye."
- It will end in a couple minutes? - Of course.
Woo-jin, don't go! Woo-jin, don't go! Please don't go, Woo-jin!
- Let's run away! - Please don't go! Woo-jin, don't go!
Ho-dong is working so hard. I pity him.
I feel like I'm watching "Screening Humanity."
("Ho-dong," the man who loved old-fashioned comedy)
(And...)
("Woo-jin," the boy who has no interest in old-fashioned comedy)
Woo-jin, don't go!
What will happen to the unbridgeable gap between Ho-dong and Woo-jin?
Please give me a hug.
- You're good at listening. - You're obedient.
Let's try laughing. Can you laugh out loud?
(That's a bit difficult...)
(They get comforted through the last hug...)
Thirty minutes have already passed?
(Ended the mission in a wreck)
(Trudges back inside...)
(Encouraging applause to the defeated soldier)
Wow, Ho-dong, you were great.
The record is out, right? How many minutes is it?
Fifteen seconds! Wow!
- You failed in fifteen seconds. - Woo-jin didn't show any tears though.
- Ho-dong. - I dare you to make him laugh.
(Not having made him laugh is about to make him bitter forever)
He didn't even laugh.
What's that? Should we go check it out?
(Ice Prince)
(Approaches him with funny dance moves!)
(He should be reacting by this time)
Woo-jin, you try it.
(Savage)
I'll give you a plane ride!
In the field, flowers are...
(Launched a belly fart)
(Giggle)
(Professor of Child Care has made Ice Prince Woo-jin fall)
(The next kid who will meet Soo-geun's team)
(Lee Joo-won/31 months)
Joo-won is old.
(Team Se-hwang and Soo-geun leaves leisurely)
But Soo-geun is going to do great. You don't need words for Se-hwang either.
(They enter with a sweet song!)
(Interested right away)
(His mom quietly leaves the room)
(They succeeded in naturally approaching him!)
(Hello)
(Fortunately, Joo-won still looks peaceful)
Wow! Your mom left this behind!
Joo-won, I'm sick. Please treat me.
Oh, my head hurts. Please treat my forehead.
- They're already playing hospital? - I don't think he's going to cry.
My forehead. My forehead.
Very good.
- Good job. Hi, Joo-won! - You need to eat medicine, too...
- I have to eat medicine, too? - Look at Se-hwang. What is he doing?
(Devoted to his role as a folding screen in the play room as well...!)
(The latest folding screen that plays bgm...)
- Shot. Ouch. - Good job.
Please give me another shot here.
Good job!
Did we look that pathetic as well?
- You looked so pitiful. - I felt sorry for you.
Later on, we felt like we were going crazy as well.
- Please give me another shot here! On my belly! - Right here!
He laughed. Did he laugh?
(Amicable)
(Suddenly turned serious!)
(Suddenly, he became close to tears)
(Explosion of tears!)
It's okay1 It's okay!
Mommy is gone...
He's crying! He cried!
Come on, director. Now this is crying.
- Our kid didn't cry like that. - He's wailing.
(The cry that breaks the uncles' hearts)
(He puts down his guitar and tries to console him)
- Mommy is gone! - "Mommy is gone."
Your mommy and daddy will be here soon.
(Professor of Child Care is at his wit's end, too)
Isn't this a pretty ball?
I thought for sure Soo-geun would win.
- Yeah. I thought he was better than Se-hwang. - All they did was play the guitar.
Joo-won, you're not going to give me a shot?
Joo-won, I went to use the restroom.
Oh, no.
(He goes right into his mommy's arms!)
(Meaningless to continue with the mission...)
(Ended the mission in vain)
Seventy-two seconds. Let's just endure seventy-two seconds.
I'm not going to say anything for 72 seconds
so that he doesn't cry. I'll just be smiling.
- Your smiles can be scary, too. - Really? Then I'll just stay still.
They might do well, but you know how we lasted 15 seconds? They'll last 10 seconds.
Yeah. They might be uneasy, too.
Wait a minute! He has style!
He's overflowing with personality!
(Park Jae-hee/37 months)
Let's hurry up and go before he gets attached to his mom.
It'd be awesome if the baby just started crying
- as soon as they came in. - I hope he'll cry.
(Peaceful Jae-hee's room)
(Unwelcome guests enter)
(He bows his head and carefully enters)
They're lowering themselves as much as possible- oh, how scary!
(A visual that even an adult can't handle)
(Is Manly Jae-hee also scared?)
Jae-hee, come here! Jae-hee!
Come here.
Jae-hee, is that broken? Should I fix it for you?
- Jae-hee. - No? He said no.
Be quiet.
- Ma'am... - Ma'am, when he's not looking...
- Hi! - Please sneak out.
Ma'am, when he's not looking, please sneak out.
Jae-hee, what's this? What kind of car is that?
Jae-hee. Jae-hee. Hold on, Jae-hee. Hold on! Hold on! This isn't it!
This doesn't count! His mom didn't leave yet!
Jae-hee, hold on.
(He cried!)
(Celebration atmosphere)
(No matter how much his mom comforts him...)
(his tears can't be stopped...)
Even if his mom came, the situation can't be fixed.
- Soo-geun, your kid wailed. Their kid is sobbing. - He's sobbing!
(Relieved)
Didn't this team say they would endure for 72 seconds?
They said they would stay still.
(They're staying still...)
We're definitely going to be the one dressing as girls now.
Mommy! Mommy!
I look forward to what Jang-hoon is going to say.
There's a 100% chance he's not going to accept this.
(They're done analyzing Jang-hoons's pattern within 5 episodes...?)
- We're doomed! We're in big trouble! - This is void. The mom hadn't left yet.
(The brothers' predictions were correct)
(They welcome with a festive song)
(Jang-mi who hasn't had a kid yet)
- We need to redo it. - Redo what?
- The mom hadn't even left yet. - He cried as soon as she left!
Today, I'm not going to accept the results because his mom...
Replay it again. She hadn't left the room yet.
The countdown starts after she left, but he cried before she left, so argument over.
(As his mom left, he cried at the same time)
(This is a difficult situation they can't easily make a decision about...!)
Give us one more chance. After the child is comforted,
we'll go inside and tell his mom to leave right away.
That can't be. Then we should do it over again, too!
We should do it over again, too!
Our team has nothing to do with this team! They're already chosen to be the losers!
We have to be the ones to make the decision,
because if they win, then we get the punishment.
So you need to make us an offer. Honestly speaking, we have no reason to accept this.
- What happens if they lose? - Then they'll be the sole ones to dress like a woman.
- Do what? - Dress like a woman.
- No. - Hold on. This team passed with flying colors.
But Soo-geun and Se-hwang are nervous about what will happen.
So you want us to watch without any joy? That's too cruel!
My parents in the countryside are watching!
- Jang-hoon, please! - He's on his knees again!
- Why do you keep getting on your knees? - Why do you keep kneeling?
Why does he keep getting on his knees?
I sincerely ask you to stop. I'm sorry.
(This time, he's kneeling in front of Jang-hoon...)
(A man with prodigal knees)
The entire Kang family is in upheaval right now!
Ho-dong, you went on your knees way too much,
so you should take care of your frayed pants...
(Worn out)
(Exclusively in charge of shooting Ho-dong down)
So from here...
- Do all of you love Kyung-hoon? - Yes!
In any situation, Kyung-hoon is fair and square.
- So organize all of this. You heard it all, didn't you? - Give us a conclusion.
- Tell us your opinion. - In my opinion...
you should go into the room with Joo-won.
Since this is your second try, you should accomplish the mission in 15 minutes.
If you fail, your team will be the only ones to receive the punishment.
- That's right! - Because you guy got a second chance.
- You're awesome. What's wrong with you? - What the heck?
I regarded you with nonchalance, so what's wrong with you?
- Do you like me? - Be quiet!
- We'll accept that, but give us five more minutes. - Twenty minutes? Okay.
- Go bam, bam, bam! - Twenty minutes. Bam, bam, bam.
- Bam, bam, bam! - If they lose, we don't have to do it.
We just have to stay still.
Okay. The judge of this is Kyung-hoon.
Kyung-hoon will make a precise judgment here.
Whether he laughed or cried and whether she
- left or not will be up to Kyung-hoon. -deal.
Kyung-hoon is fair.
- Jang-hoon, we need to hurry. - Let's hurry.
(In the previous experiment...)
(Joo-won laughed then became serious...!)
(Will Team Jang-hoon & Hee-chul be able to succeed?)
- Since you're the judge... - I have bad vision.
(The judge is watching)
(They start their second attempt)
(Hurry up and go out)
(Ma'am, hurry!)
(As planned, his mother leaves)
Hi, Joo-won. Look at the dinosaur. Rawr!
Look carefully. Wow.
The dinosaur is...Wow!
(He hold his breath...)
- Mommy. - Your mommy is right there.
- Joo-won, do you like ice cream. Your mommy went to buy ice cream. - Joo-won.
Joo-won, what do you like? Cars? What do you like?
- Do you like dinosaurs? - I like balloons.
- Balloons! - Balloons!
- Balloons! - Gather all the balloons.
- Balloons! - I'll get all the balloons for you.
Wow! Balloons! Wahoo!
Jang-hoon isn't getting up.
He's not getting up at all.
He's practically the floor.
- Doctor. - Dr. Joo-won, my stomach hurts.
Yes. Right here. My stomach.
("Gulliver's Travels)
How is he, Dr. Joo-won?
- He's all better. - I'm all better now?
Joo-won, let's just put your shoes on.
- He' not laughing. Do something to make him laugh. - How can I make him laugh?
- Knock, knock, knock. - It's my house.
- May I come inside your house? - No.
Okay. I'm sorry.
- Is that your house? - Yes. It's my mommy and daddy's house.
Your mommy and daddy's house?
Joo-won, do you like this? Come here. Do you like this?
Do you dislike this? You like this, don't you? You don't?
They're in danger.
(What on earth happened...?)
(Joo-won wanted to leave Jang-hoon's embrace)
- Okay, okay. - Joo-won, do you want to go on the slide? Oh!
(Joo-won bravely goes his way!)
(Scared to death)
He didn't cry. He didn't cry.
(That's too bad...)
- Joo-won, do you want to try on Pororo glasses? - Pororo glasses!
Pororo glasses are so cute! Do you want to try on Pororo pants, Joo-won?
Pororo pants are so cute, aren't they? Oh, Joo-won! Whose pants are these?
Let's try these. If you wear these, you'll become handsome, right?
How about our handsome Joo-won tries them on? My goodness!
These pants look so good on you!
- What's your favorite toy? - Trucks!
Trucks! Then how about you change and then we go buy some trucks? Let's hurry!
Honk! Honk! Beep! Beep! Tayo! Tayo!
(Tayo is a bus...)
- Let's wear this and go. - Let's put on these shoes.
You need to wear these for...
- You need to put on your shoes to go buy trucks. - That's right.
Joo-won, let's go buy trucks.
- Put his shirt on first. - Joo-won.
He's on his way to find his mommy.
The fact that he came to the door means he's about to cry.
(Will their prediction come true...?)
- Let's wear your clothes first. It's cold outside. You'll catch a cold. - It's cold.
- Cold? - Yeah. You know this, right? A-choo!
I can use Pororo.
Yes. Let's put on your clothes and go to the hospital right away.
After we go to the hospital, let's go buy trucks.
- Joo-won, raise your hands. - I'm going to take Pororo.
- Okay. - You will? Then treat us, too. Oh, how cute! How do you wear this side?
- Oh, Joo-won, you're good at wearing clothes! - You're good.
- Joo-won, give us a kiss on the cheek! - Kiss!
Let's kiss and then go out. Me, too.
You're so precious! You're so precious!
What if they succeed in twenty minutes?
Oh, come on. Don't worry. The big problem is making him laugh.
They'll be able to go this far.
Let's kiss and then go out. Me, too.
You're so precious! You're so precious! Tickle, tickle!
- He laughed! He laughed! He laughed! We did it! - You saw that, right?
- That doesn't count. - That doesn't count. That was tickling.
- They shouldn't tickle him. - They shouldn't tickle him.
(They're celebrating here)
Let's go.
My goodness. We did it. We did it.
(The back figures of dads exhausted by child care)
- They cheated. - You can tickle them?
- Kyung-hoon said no. - You can't tickle.
Jang-hoon already promised. Our judge was watching him.
- Make sure you tell them your decision. - Okay.
Careful. Careful. Careful.
(They're sure they've won...!)
(What are the results...?)
Seo Jang-hoon had declared that he won't be able to accept anyone else's judgments.
- Judge Moon Kyung-hoon has... - I'm Min Kyung-hoon.
Our...
(My mouth is the problem)
I think you have to hit yourself harder to wake up. There you go.
(Serious)
Honorable judge Min Kyung-hoon has seen enough of the situation.
Young-chul, please give up your seat so he can sit there.
We weren't able to make the kid laugh voluntarily like Young-chul
and Kyung-hoon did, but we did make him laugh by tickling him.
There wasn't a rule that said we couldn't tickle him.
- Don't you have faith in Kyung-hoon? - Yes, I do.
- Do you believe him? - Of course.
Let's hear his official statement.
In my opinion, as the judge Moon Kyung-hoon...
(On pins and needles)
I saw that you guys accomplished the other missions.
You accomplished all of them, but at the end, you made the kid laugh by tickling him.
We don't know if he laughed because he was really happy or because he was startled.
Everyone laughs when they're tickled.
So I had thought you guys had failed, but...
but from the efforts of having two kids appeared...
I, judge Moon Kyung-hoon,
would like to pass them.
(Traitor committed of high treason)
(Exchange of joy and sorrow)
(Traitor of high treason is at loss of words...)
(Good job, fair and square Min Kyung-hoon)
Did you hear him? His mood was spoiled because you called him Moon Kyung-hoon.
(Just because he said the wrong thing once...)
So what happens then?
- What do you mean what happens? Both teams get punished. - Why us?
No! We didn't get a conclusive bam, bam, bam!
Bam, bam, bam.
(The finally conclusion!)
(Making steady progress in variety shows)
(Cold sweat)
No, this is the only team that gets the punishment.
They're the only ones who will get punished.
- Stand up straight. Bow. - Bam, bam, bam.
(Displeased)
He's Solomon.
- Are you Minlomon? - Minlomon! Minlomon!
(Behold fair and square Minlomon)
- Are you really mad because of your name? - About 80%?
- Just because of your name? - Of course. We've already done 5 episodes together.
Have you never made a mistake before?
If you become really nervous, you can make a mistake.
You shouldn't have been nervous.
(Speechless...)
You're especially nervous on this show.
My goodness.
(What can I say...?)
Min Kyung-hoon, I declare war on you.
Princess Nakrang! Attack him!
Do you have confidence? There are about 110,000 members in his fan cafe.
Let the whole army go to war.
(Yes, sir!)
(There are about 10,000 Princesses)
(The enemy has about 110,000 fans)
Attack!
(10,000 VS. 110,000)
(The gap is too big...!)
- The viewers will strongly resist against you. - Why would they do that?
You guys fairly asked for my judgment. You asked for it as well.
But earlier, you definitely said you couldn't accept this.
Earlier, I was Min Kyung-hoon, and now, I'm Moon Kyung-hoon.
(I am the sinner)
You'll dress up as women and then we'll prepare for the next segment.
(Ho-dong and Chi-yeul have been chosen to dress up as women!)
That was neat.
So Ho-dong and Chi-yeul are getting ready.
(Get prettier. Get prettier.)
(Dewy cherry lips. Clear, glowing skin.)
(The charming woman with the sturdy back figure)
But no one can beat Jang-mi.
Jang-mi is "Ask Us Anything's" Audrey Hepburn.
- Oh my gosh! This guy! - Stand up.
You're dirty! Stop being sloppy!
(Diabolic Audrey Hepburn Seo Jang-mi)
- They're here. They're here. They're here. - They're here. Oh my goodness.
(Will they soften the brothers' hearts?/Full of anticipation.)
(Will his rival appear...?)
(Softly, Softly)
- They're here. They're here. They're here. - They're here. Oh my goodness.
(Will they soften the brothers' hearts?/Full of anticipation.)
(Will his rival appear...?)
(Softly, Softly)
(The woman with the shocking visual)
(Shocked!)
(I'll buy eyes that haven't seen Ho-dong...)
- Everyone, prepare to fight! - Who are you?
- What is he? - What if he?
- Your legs! - Those shoes look like the same ones I wore yesterday.
(Shoes...you're working hard...)
My name is Ho-mi.
- You're Ho-mi? - Ho-mi.
Jang-mi. Ho-mi.
I know I shouldn't say this, but I'm better than Jang-mi from last week,
right? I'm pretty, right? I'm a bit better than Jang-mi, aren't I?
- You look like you flattened your face. - But it doesn't seem like me, huh?
(Who are...you?)
Ho-dong, you have something in your cheeks, don't you?
You can know the reason why you dressed as women. Please
- take a look at the video first. Then we'll talk. - Okay.
(The video clip starts...)
This scene...Isn't that Yoo Ah-in? This is a famous scene.
- What? - Because I don't feel happy...
when the professor calls you by your name...
and he shares a room with you...
(The expert of "Secret Love Affair" explains right away)
(His eyes widen)
Stop!
We're going to do this?
- No way! - We're going to do this with Ho-mi?
You just wait, Min Kyung-hoon.
Moon Kyung-hoon.
Stop messing around.
Yeah, you better stop messing with Ho-dong.
Kyung-hoon, don't mess with Ho-dong.
- "Stop messing around." - I just gave you a big scolding.
Stop acting out of place and reflect on yourself.
Reflect about what you did to Ho-dong.
What about that?
- We need to find out what the viewer is asking. - "It's a special compliment."
- Good job. - This is the only thing I know.
Yes. At least you watched it.
Hold on. What does that video clip have to do with this?
- What's this? - If it has nothing to do with it, we shouldn't do it either.
This...Hold on. I'll read it out loud.
The question was sent in by Kim Min-sun.
"When you watch dramas these days, there are all kinds of strange PPLs going on.
It would be nice if they were a bit natural.
Isn't there a natural way that they can do PPL?"
- I think I know what it means. - What does this have to do with the drama?
In the drama "Yong-pal" when Kim Tae-hee and Joo-won were
looking for rooms, they bluntly went through an app.
- It was a big issue. - That's why the called it "Room-pal" after that.
- That's right. "Room-pal." - "Room-pal."
Not "Yong-pal" but "Room-pal."
- In a famous historical drama... - There's no need to do PPL there.
The name of a meat restaurant came out in a historical drama once.
(PPL that transcends time)
They're at a cafe when they suddenly bring up eating spicy stir-fried chicken.
- So they go and eat at a famous spicy stir-fried chicken place. - Right.
So what does this have to do with these two?
So what do we do?
You're going to reenact that scene from "Secret Love Affair" you saw earlier
- while naturally advertising products. - We have to do PPL, too?
(A variety of products have been prepared)
- Toothbrush! - We have to get rid of it with toothbrush.
JTBC laptop.
(You will succeed if you do PPL for at least 1 product!)
For fair judgment, we have invited two judges.
Director Jang Hang-joon who directs and writes dramas and moves.
- Seriously? - Seriously?
He came?
And advertisement planner Jung Hyun-jin who
is in charge of all advertisements in Korea.
- They must be busy. - Why?
Is this that important?
Why would they come to judge something trifle like this when they're busy?
- They really came. - They really came.
- Hello! - Hello!
You must be busy enough, so why did you come to judge something like this?
- Thank you for coming. - What are your examination standards?
My biggest examination standards are how many and how well
you can advertise products and how creative you can be.
My biggest standards are how many and how well you can do.
I put the extremes on priority.
- You look at acting? - Yes, acting as well as composition.
Pardon me, but you don't seem to regret much about coming here.
I heard the basics from the writers of this show,
so I'll be comfortable without much expectations.
(Ho-mi & Hee-chul take the acting mound first!)
I debuted as an actor, so since we have these two gentlemen
here, I'll act seriously without any laughter.
Okay. Ready. Action.
("Secret Love Affair")
(Kang Ho-mi)
(Kim Hee-chul/The greatest well-made drama of the year of the red monkey starts now)
I...
What?
I'm sorry about my girlfriend texting.
(Pause)
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
I've never slept with her though.
Did I ask? Did. I. Ask?
(I'm an actor...)
(Burst into laughter!)
I'm sorry. I just thought you might get the wrong idea.
Why would I? For what?
For. What?
It's Genghis Khan.
- Mind your own business. - He's like a barbarian.
- It's fine. - I'm honestly concerned though.
It concerns me that professor calls you Hye-won.
And it concerns me that you two...
use this toothpaste that gets rid of all bad breath and kiss each other every day.
You brat!
(A refreshing leg hook!)
(In one moment, it became a wrestling arena...)
"Hurray for the champion!"
Stop! Ho-dong, stop!
(His face is a weapon, too...)
(I went easy on you)
The female team wins!
(The honor of a championship he found again in 24 years...!)
Stop messing with me. Stop messing with me.
I'm giving you a big scolding right now.
My head hurts because I fell.
Since I rubbed my head with the scalp massager I got, my headache is gone now.
I also feel like my scalp is getting a lot better.
(Interested)
Let's practice.
(He suddenly cries out!)
My stomach hurts! Hold my hand!
(They have no idea where his extreme acting is taking them...)
Ginseng is good for morning sickness. Bring that to me.
Ginseng! I want to eat ginseng!
Ginseng! Ginseng is good for morning sickness! Ginseng!
I have a good product for you pregnant folks out there.
If you guys eat "Ask Us Anything" ginseng...
Is this home shopping? The drama turned into home shopping.
And for the pregnant women, if you use this "Ask Us Anything"
umbrella outside, you'll be able to avoid the rain and the sun.
- See you next time. - See you. Bye.
(They did PPL for toothpaste, scalp massager, ginseng, and umbrella)
- He really kissed me. - Let me see.
- Is there a mark? - Yeah, he really kissed you.
Here. There was an accident.
- We have to hear their evaluations. - We have to hear their evaluations.
- Should I go first? - Sure.
They're going, "Why did I come out here? What is this?" Let's hear your evaluations.
I don't know how to explain this...
If this is a genre in the future, then I think you guys did PPL very well.
If there is such an advertisement in 2018, I think it would be great.
That's a great compliment. What about Director Jang?
Besides the advertisement, I was impressed by your technique.
And I think the PPL was natural as well.
We'll reveal their scores.
(14 out of 20 points!)
(Splendid feat achieved by their great acting teamwork!)
Next up is Minlomon.
- Thanks for letting me dress up as a woman in 10 years. - It's nothing.
I'm going to make sure you feel that it would've
been better if you had been punished instead.
(Will that happen?)
Let's Tod this.
(Burning with revenge)
(How scary)
Thanks, Kyung-hoon.
(You're welcome~)
Okay. Ready? Action!
("Ask Us Anything")
I'm making kimchi.
(Mr. Seo Jang-hoon is desolately making kimchi)
Hey, punk!
Did you give this for me to eat?
Who would eat such a thing? You young brat!
- Stand up! Stand up! An adult is speaking to you! - An adult?
Who would eat this thing?
Do you think this looks delicious?
- Aren't you being too harsh? Hold on. - I'm not going to eat this.
- Aren't you being too harsh? - What do you
mean I'm being too harsh? Who would eat this?
- We made this wholeheartedly. - Do you think this was made wholeheartedly?
- You eat it. - You seem younger than me.
- How old are you? - Me? I'm 42 years old. How old are you?
- I'm sorry. - How dare a young punk like you do this to me! Take that!
(If you're curious about the slap that swept 2016...?)
("Ask Us Anything")
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